Comments on Bloorb: Kicking & Screaming

Oooo getting so close! Come on Tiny B!

2009-11-18T14:00:54.114-08:00

Oooo getting so close! Come on Tiny B!

NO....I want the baby NOW! I thought you were goi...

2009-11-17T20:53:56.216-08:00

NO....I want the baby NOW! I thought you were going to say you dragged the baby out kicking and screaming.

lol Toward the end of pregnancy I had to constant...

2009-11-17T14:33:11.913-08:00

lol

Toward the end of pregnancy I had to constantly wear a pantiliner to avoid soaking my pants.

The end will come...and hopefully soon!

Yup, it happens. I had to change my pantiliners ev...

2009-11-17T13:58:17.268-08:00

Yup, it happens. I had to change my pantiliners every hour at the end. :)

You are doing great.

You have me rolling here... I remember one of tho...

2009-11-17T12:49:29.841-08:00

You have me rolling here...

I remember one of those days, near the end of my pregnancy with DD. I gave in, went to the hospital, and what did they do? Had me sit on a brown paper grocery bag.

Seriously.

Then sent me home as a false alarm. M. and I still joke about the $500 grocery bag.

I can't wait for Tiny B to arrive!

At least you aren't the girl who runs to L&...

2009-11-17T12:13:48.415-08:00

At least you aren't the girl who runs to L&D for every little pain. I have some "friends" on Facebook whose status updates continually consist of their latest trip to L&D and worries that they won't make it to full term, which makes it really funny when they end up going overdue.

You're almost there. You patience is admirable.

I can only imagine what kind of labor and delivery...

2009-11-17T07:56:13.901-08:00

I can only imagine what kind of labor and delivery patient you will make.

Knowing your sense of humor, you'll have the entire hospital staff "in stitches" or hunched over with their own contractions.

I'm thinking of you especially this week and can't wait to hear the good news!

I am sitting here laughing hysterically. Be caref...

2009-11-17T07:51:58.055-08:00

I am sitting here laughing hysterically. Be careful though. My sis had her baby last week. Her first. When she finally went to the hospital she was dilated to 8. She darn near had that baby in the car.

Thank you for the public service announcement. I ...

2009-11-17T00:55:27.266-08:00

Thank you for the public service announcement. I appreciate the heads up about what might be in my future.

And can I say, I feel a strong sense of kinship with your attitude about how to make the embarrassing hospital visit a little less embarrassing. I am always happy if I can crack up the doctor/nurse. Sometimes at the cost of freaking them out from the inappropriateness of my

Yikes! But, in the better-safe-than-sorry method, ...

2009-11-16T21:59:58.944-08:00

Yikes! But, in the better-safe-than-sorry method, at least you're just trickling and not causing everlasting damage to your Tiny...

oooooooooooh my goodness. You always crack me up! ...

2009-11-16T19:41:33.373-08:00

oooooooooooh my goodness. You always crack me up!
thinking of you

Just to add to the TMI-ness of this post, I rememb...

2009-11-16T18:44:24.993-08:00

Just to add to the TMI-ness of this post, I remember asking my dr just what was normal since I had not a clue, and he told me that it might look like I sneezed out the ol vag...lovely, right???

I ignored a weekend full of that fun stuff. Laven...

2009-11-16T18:35:54.670-08:00

I ignored a weekend full of that fun stuff. Lavender Luz up there is quite hilarious - is that the kind of joke you were making? And still doing crunches? Awesome!

The actual leakage of amniotic fluid kinda feels like it's coming from a different place. Just for future reference...

Oh, and my water started breaking at Walmart. Just adding more class to my life!

The end of pregnancy does bring lots of strangenes...

2009-11-16T16:32:30.862-08:00

The end of pregnancy does bring lots of strangeness with it. Hopefully Tiny B will be here soon.

I know it's not nice to laugh at the very very...

2009-11-16T16:32:28.757-08:00

I know it's not nice to laugh at the very very very pregnant oozing woman, but I just giggled with you. Not enough to pee, mind you, since that can trickle too.

Gah! I demand baby NOW!* I've never, never, E...

2009-11-16T16:19:01.932-08:00

Gah! I demand baby NOW!*

I've never, never, EVER known that it could get that loose, probably because I was never able to get "fertile" cm in the first damned place that the fact that it could get any looser than the fabled egg-white consistency never occurred to me. I'm oddly fascinated and definitely charmed because you are The Funny.

*Because it&

I can hardly wait.

2009-11-16T16:18:56.780-08:00

I can hardly wait.

1. You have such great instincts. 2. You just gav...

2009-11-16T15:49:07.926-08:00

1. You have such great instincts.

2. You just gave me itty bitty contractions.

3. You ooze charm, that's for sure.

Way too vague for me. Come on, what's a little...

2009-11-16T15:44:25.128-08:00

Way too vague for me. Come on, what's a little discharge? Seriously though, I thought it was fluid. Laughter opens the cervix, btw. And for f@&$ sake, stay away from dr. google!