[her, staring at my stomach] "Oh my god, are you having a baby?!"
[me, appearing sheepishly uncomfortable] "Uh, no?"
...
[me, appearing even more uncomfortable] "I've had lots of beer lately though..."
[her] "Shit... man, I just... you've been so skinny, and the tight shirts not hiding it... and..."
[me] "Sorry, I'm evil - I AM pregnant. But that was awesome - you totally made my day."
Friday, 19 June, 2009
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That's awesome! How about a new belly photo to show off the growing belly? :)
HA! I just love you.
I guess this is what you get to do after those times that evil beotch wrote those emails at work. (Am I remembering correctly?)
It's sad, though, when "Uh...no." is the whole answer. Sigh.
Evil!
I love it!
Okay, that was awesome. ;)
You are the best, Chicklet!
LOL You crack me up!
LOL
Hey, that's a risky question to ask. If you're asking it, you get what you get!
Totally awesome :D
LOVE IT.
That's the best sort of conversation, on all levels.
xxx
Bwahahahaha...I love your eeeevil self!
That was good, you're totally reversing things on people. Usually it's pregnant woman getting strange things said to them! Like me yesterday "if you're only half way through you're going to be huge by November". I looked at the woman and said "why thank you."
HA! Have fun with it!!
LOL!
Mean...and funny! LOL
LOVE love love it!!! I bet the look on her face was awesome, huh?
That's awesome! I wish I had the guts to say something like that when I was pregnant and people asked.
Go you! Make them squirm!
Perfect ! hahaha
::insert evil cackle here::
that was both terrible, and hysterical!
and I agree, where's the belly pic?
You ARE evil.
I think that is why I like you.
Mwahahahaha! You rock!
Ha!
I think I'm glad I don't work with you. ;)
OMG! That is evil.
I must remember this and try it out when it's my turn.
Oh, that was GOOD!
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