It's CD34. And I'm pretty f*g regular at CD29, so I'm actually finding this all quite amusing.
Because to be honest, there's no hope here - I'm WAY too experienced (and apparently bitter) to have hope off a little DIY activity and a 5 day delay - but I AM however, amused. Seriously. Because at least it's never boring right?
Because if writing this post, say, DIDN'T, fix the delay (which it will, cuz Murphy's Law is in full effect for infertiles like myself), well then I'd become the stuff legends are made of. The kind of legend I'd be both thankful to be, but also a little PISSED to be.
Because if clicking PUBLISH POST doesn't in fact rectify this delay, then that means that $16-17,000 later (including 4 rounds of Clomid, 3 IUI's, 2 IVF's, 1 FET, and 1 IVF converted to IUI), I'll have learned that apparently relaxing DOES make babies. And someone will probably have to die as a result, because well, how will I NOT feel like shooting someone after learning that?
To be clear here. I haven't tested so I have NO IDEA if this is even a possibility or not. I'm actually thinking the ramping up of the exercise, added in with the weight loss, might be the problem, so until I'm at least 10 or 15 days late, I AM not and WILL not buy a pee stick. Cuz after spending tens of thousands of dollars, apparently I'm too cheap to buy a $10 pee stick.
Wednesday, 11 March, 2009
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Interesting????
What????!!!! Are you friggin' kidding me? GO BUY A STICK - I will send you $10 (U.S. funds no less). Too scared to even jinx it with a GL.
Hmmmm...wouldn't that just be crazy? We'll see...
Hahahaha!! Okay, seriously, I'm not finding amusement in your pain in a cruel way. But wouldn't that just be a smack in the face? I would jump up and down with joy for you if it were true!
Maybe You Are Legend.
Now I'm going to be checking your blog maniacally the next few days.
Will ya just email me if you splurge with the ten bucks?
Yeah, may very well be the running and diet. But it would be divine if it was a DIY effort, although I understand the cynicism.
xx
J
WAIT - it is what it is, and you'll just drive yourself batty with those pee sticks.
But it is impossible for hope not to creep in, isn't it?
You mean you still haven't bought a bag of cheapo pee sticks off the internet? Girl, if you did you could have used 5 by now. I guess you don't want to hear the case of the infamous infertile blogger who adopted and then ....
Ya know...it would be fabulous but, if I were in your shoes and that happened, I think I would seriously shoot the first fertile one who said "See, I told you..."
I hear you sister... BUT it would be fabulous no?
xxx
Yep, you are sure to get a result by writing this post. Our bodies are just fantastic at that, aren't they?! I am really, really excited for you, I so hope that it is your turn.
Oooer, biting my nails here. Love to see you tear the universe apart if indeed relaxing did actually make you a baby ;)
xxx
Hmm...very interesting!
I'll be thinking of you! :)
Yep. I've had many cycles where writing "fixed" the delay.
But yeah. You need to tell us how this all plays out.
Because there is a little teeny tiny part of me who's madly hoping that you ARE the Urban Legend.
xxx
You know how I love people to pee on shit. This is cruel and unusual punishment that I did not deserve. So, look...I have a few sticks sitting in the cabinet that I clearly don't need...why don't I mail them to you?!?!
Chicklet you need to buy a stick. btw my dh gave me a nike ipod + for my birthday and it is the coolest thing ever. I heart this thing.
That AF bitch is horrible. I hope she shows her dirty face, or something else happens. Nevertheless, It's not fair for you to be annoyed by her absence.
You can have my last pee stick. Although it's been in the drawer with the 40 odd USED pee sticks I still haven't thrown out. But it is nicely wrapped up!
I will personally deliver the pee stick to your door in a brown paper bag.
That's what friends are for.
Ummm, the suspense is killing me. You can't make me wait much longer. . .
Not to add to the pressure here, but you REALLY expect all of us in blogland to wait 15 more days?! That's just plain cruel...pee for the sake of all our sanity, cuz after all, it IS all about us here, right? uh, yeah, I know. But at any rate, hope something gets "fixed" soon,either way.
yup been there adn was too cheep to buy the pee stick too and hell you never know!
Sorry, but after just finding out your KU, I'm LMAO at your previous posts.
This is so great!
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