This is EXACTLY why I hate pee sticks, why I'm AFRAID of pee sticks, and why, for the MOST part, I just AVOID pee sticks.
Cuz on Monday, the STICK said no, yet the body today STILL says, "Wellllllll..... it's fun to make you wait this one out". And sooooooo... I wait. I wait for that OFFICIAL bodily sign, that yes, it's REALLY all over with. But I also NOW wait for this post to be the SOLE act needed to bring ON that official sign, cuz you KNOW writing about the wait is like giving mother nature the middle finger, and she LOVES to give it right back.
In the meantime I get to periodically think about the 0.0000000000001% chance of having had a STUPID stick. Not to say that that 0.0000000000001% chance is giving me any HOPE - it ain't. It's just annoying me to bits that there's even anything to think about. Cuz the husband and I, well we're pretty prepared to make some very big decisions, but there's no point in making those very big decisions if there's no OFFICIAL KICKOFF to the decision-making!
And no, I'm not peeing on any MORE sticks. Doing it Monday was bad enough.
I need a fuckin' drink. Mmmmm, sangria?
Wednesday, 10 September, 2008
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Brutal, Chicklet, brutal. Can't make it any better. Sorry.
I HATE THIS!!!!!!!
(not yelling at you, just yelling!)
I mean really, our hopes are dashed can we just move on, please!?!?!
Why yes, I do believe we are having the exact same peeing and waiting cycle. I mean it, I hate this!
Yup. It sucks. I hate the lack of hope thing. The 'fertile' people just think I'm negative... but we all know they have no clue what it is like.
Hang in there.
Just do me a favor and hold off on the sangria until we see the signs. Cause Me, I'm holding out hope over here. I understand that you do what you have to do - but I'm hoping. Lots and lots of hope left for you over at my place.
Kick it off! Get a head start on the deciding and the sangria.
You can always revise your plan if Mother Nature gets generous and the stick IS stupid.
I hate it when my body does shit like this too. Thinking of you and hoping you get some kind of definitive answer soon! ((HUGS))
i'm with lori...go for the sangria. should the universe turn out to be somehow *less* fucked, everything will still be okay...
ugh, damn pee sticks. sorry chicklet. that sucks. hope you're sucking down one of them fancy sangrias by now.
Pee sticks *are* pure evil...
So sorry honey! I say have the sangria and if you are the p word you won't have done any harm anyway with a glass or two...
HUGS!!!
Totally feeling your pain. You can have one glass, can't you?
Stupid sticks!
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