Below's a list of FOUR truths, and ONE eensy weensy - or possibly gargantuan - lie, all about me. If you wanna play along, leave your guesses in the comments. If you don't, well, have fun imagining the funky positions I may or may NOT have gotten myself into with these things below. I'll post the answer this weekend.
- I believe that Finesse Hairspray is actually THE best bathroom deodorizer ever made. I use it, and have trained the husband to use it, to cover up the "poo smell".
- I once went on a first date with a guy and another couple. When we went back to the couple's place to "watch movies", they put PORN in, and she started putting the moves on me. In about ten minutes flat, she ended up with no top on, her guy ended up in just his underwear, and I ended up leaving.
- Walking home together from one of our first dates, I sang "Oops I Did It Again" to the husband, the WHOLE way home. Over and over and over. And over.
- I once let a strange man massage my feet at the beach, TRULY believing it would ONLY be a foot massage. Ten minutes into it, he was suddenly at my UPPER thighs, and I was suddenly having an all-out-yelling-match with this guy.
- One VERY long night during the "slutty years", I got so drunk I left my sink on all night, and ended up flooding my apartment, AND the neighbours' below. At 4am my landlord was banging on my door, and in my lovely stupor, I let her in, crawled back into bed, and let HER clean the whole thing up while I slept off my evening.
23 comments:
Oooo, this is a fun one. I think #1 is the lie.
I knew you'd be great at this!! :) LOL at the Finesse tip! I'll have to give that a shot.
Hmmm . . . I'm torn between #4 & #5. #5 sounds like something I would have done during my college years (except for the slutty part because I, of course, am pure and virginal). ;) If I have to pick, I'm guessing #4. Because, if that happened me, I'd be doing more than just screaming at the "thigh master."
Oh, Gawd. I am so bad at lying. I'll try to come up with something.
The porn one is your lie?
I'm sure you already know this Chicklet, being far more on the ball than I,...
but Google Reader now only prints the title of each of your posts and no text.
J
Hmmm, think it is the singing Britney to your man...
Geohde, I didn't know, I'll fix it tonight I hope. Thx!
Holy crap, you have me laughing so freakin hard! I think #1 may be a lie? I love hearing funny stories and yours are hilarious! Thanks for giving me a good laugh when I needed one :-) (NCLM)
I have to go with #4 as your lie. Why? Because you don't mention alcohol being involved, and I have to believe that the Chicklet I know & love is far too street wise to allow herself to be touched, in any way, by random foot fetish guy.
Can't wait to see the answer!
adding to my comment....
if you HAD mentioned alcohol being involved - well then, anything is possible!
This is tricky, I'm thinking number 3, but that it might be a slight twist on the truth. Maybe the song was different, or maybe it was later in your relationship.
Hmmm, I'm going with number one. I tried using hairspray to cover poo smell before and it wore off quickly. It also left my floor sticky.
I think #5 is the lie. The one with the porn sounds too good to not be true.
Wow, you make it all sound so believeable. Which to choose, which to choose.....
Im gonna go with the porn one....
I'm going to have to say that I think #3 is the lie. But maybe that's because that's about the only situation I could not see myself having gotten into at some point (or maybe I've even been in a situation or two like those...haven't we all?)
I'm going for #3...
I can't decide. I can't see you as a huge Britney fan but the rest seem so you b/c I know you have some good stories. #2 is crazy as well as #4. I guess I'm going w/ 2 or 3. I wanna know!!!
I think #4 is the lie. Great job, I had a hard time guessing! NCLM
Ooh, cool digs!
Num 2: Similar thing happened to me many moons ago in my youth, was with a friend and two guys, went back to theirs, they put porn on, we left!!!
The rest, bloody funny :)
X
I think they're all true :-)
I guess that #4 is the lie, but I really have NO idea. :)
I think #1 is the lie. Cuz it may smell good, but hairspray's STICKY!
Okay, I'm thinking #1 is a lie because hairspray would leave a sticky film all over the floor and toilet. But I'm torn with the flooding sink incident - that's very rude. As for singing Oops, I Didi it Again, I believe you're crazy enough to just do that. Porn tape, could happen, foot guy gone crazy, could happen.
I'm going with #3. I just don't see you as a Britney kind of girl. On the other hand, you could have found it amusing to sing Britney the whole way home before you're not a Britney kind of girl...
I should find out soon!
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