Email to Co-Workers Who Rely On Me Way Too Much...
Dudes,
I assume if there's docs to be sent out, you'll send them BEFORE the meeting, so the meeting's useful.
I assume ONE of you will bring a laptop to said meeting.
I assume I make a LOT of annoying assumptions.
thx,
chicklet
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Conversation With The Husband This Morning:
Husband, I think you have WAY better mornings than I do.
[him looking at me, all confused and doughy-eyed]
Seriously, I am very VERY funny in the morning. You? Not so much.
[him rolling his eyes]
I'm not kidding. It's like you get to wake up to SUNSHINE and ROSES and JOKES and CHARM! And I wake up to some MORON who can't piece together a sentence until he's finished the FULL contents of his Grande Dark.
[him laughing]
See?! Look who's laughing RIGHT NOW! You!!! YOUUUUUUU!!!! Cuz YOU are having a WAY better morning than I am.
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PS. Have you checked out All Thumbs today? Lori's serving up some clouds...
Wednesday, 28 May, 2008
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very important ability to amuse yourself. comes in pretty handy at those boring meetings where no one has the right docs or laptop.
SUNSHINE and ROSES and JOKES and CHARM...that's our Chicklet!
Ugh...my biggest peeve in the workplace are people who come unprepared to meetings or agendas that are poorly planned. I don't waste other people's time and I expect they'll return that favor, you know!
yes the husband is a lucky, lucky man
Hehehe - my husband is an ass in the mornings as well!
long time lurker officially opening up my trenchcoat and saying, "NaComLeavMo!!!"
um...but not in an overly pervy way.
SO now that I am no longer hiding around the rose bush I can tell you that I think you are seriously funny.
Love the hubby conversation! I swear that G and I have that same conversation every day because he is SUCH a grump in the morning. Bleh. :)
You ARE amusing!
I read your post about Dooce. . .that must've been really weird. I hadn't really thought about it, but you're right. We know SUCH intimate things about each other, but don't know each other at all. It's a weird dichotomy.
Visiting from NCLM. LOL. What a lucky man?!
I have long learned never to assume, even the painfully obvious, at work. Saves the resigned annoyance that these people draw the same wage.
J
Some people at work are just stupid. There is unfortunatley no way around it!
Here from NaCommLeavMo :)but have been reading and lurking for ages - LOVE your sense of humour!
You are just far too funny.
heee hee heee.
Love hearing about your conversations... you don't just make your husband laugh!
Hey, here from NaComLeavMo. Like you, I'm an awesome awesomo in the mornings and DH is, well, he's really not too awake. Also, useless meetings are the best kind! Those are the ones at which we spend valuable time bitching about how unproductive we are. :)
Do you know that Frank actually says to me, "Hey you - it's business time. I even have on my business socks." Dork.
Have you seen this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGoi1MSGu64
This one makes me snort.
that letter to your co-workers is awesome!!
Here from Nacomleavmo
Can I borrow that email?
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