Yesterday I thought I got AF so I was all "holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck"!!! Cuz getting AF meant we were REALLY doing this, and getting AF meant I had to call the CLINIC, and getting AF meant I needed to have my SPECIAL ORDER drugs READY TO GO!!!
But then last night, well, not so much. AF was still here but only KINDA SORTA. So the lucky lucky nurse's line got NOT ONE, but TWO voicemails from me talking about my cycle.
First call - early in the day, all excited and TELL ME WHAT THE F* TO DO WOMAN!!!
Second call - all, uh, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING BUT I DON'T WANNA MESS THINGS UP SO HERE'S SOME HORRIFIC DETAIL YOU NEVER WANTED. OH YEA, AND TELL ME WHAT THE F* TO DO WOMAN!!! So yea... that's me, me in limbo, not a good me.
So then this MORNING, same shit, different pile - KINDA SORTA here, but not TOTALLY here, and I'm usually a TOTALLY kind of girl, not a KINDA SORTA kinda girl so this is all just TOO CONFUSING FOR MY LITTLE BRAIN!!!
Thankfully though, the nicest nurse in the WORLD called me back, laughed about how THOROUGH my voicemails were, and explained that most likely by this afternoon things will be all TOTALLY instead of KINDA SORTA and that would mean I'd start shooting up tomorrow and bloodwork Sunday and blah blah blah. And if I wasn't all TOTALLY today but was TOMORROW, then I'd start shooting up Friday, blah blah blah.
All I know is she was very VERY nice to me, and not in that patronizing "you're a bit of a CRAZY BITCH you know?" kind of way, but more in that "you genuinely entertain me you crazy bitch" kind of way. She laughed and said nice things and claimed she was putting my chart "right beside her" cuz she has a feeling I'll call back being all TOTALLY and that we'll be putting dates on this whole thing. But even if she WASN'T putting the chart "right beside her", it sure was a nice thing to say to a crazy bitch like me...
eek!
- chicklet
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11 comments:
I'm glad you got a nice nurse. Nice people make this so much better.
I wouldn't worry about being crazy. I think we all have to be a little crazy to try this out at all!
Anytime I think I'm being crazy, I tell myself that they've probably seen crazier. Plus, I always try to be a nice crazy, not a mean nasty crazy. And I say try because I know sometimes I can be a little mean;)
And isn't it horrible how we now analyze something as simple as AF?? No one else in the world does this
lol, I so love the way you put things:) I'm sorry af is being stubborn. Figures she's bein' that way, not comin' when you want her but comin' when you wish her away. Ahh well, at least you had a nice nurse. Good luck and Happy Thanksgiving.
typical AF, no? evil. i hope she makes herself perfectly clear soon. i'm glad you have a nice nurse. i always have the problem of not knowing when to actually call CD1 and i never found a nurse or doctor sympathetic to my problem so i'm glad you found one! good luck and i hope things start rolling forward soon.
OMMMMMMMMMG there is a nice nurse alive out there ...I am very glad that she is YOUR nice nurse. I hope AF makes up her mind for you soon.
I'm honestly shocked that you didn't e-mail digital photos... lol.
::gag:: I know, sorry.
I'm glad you have a nice nurse though who finds you entertaining :O)
Yeah for the nice nurse!
Boo for wishy washy AF!
I'm sure they see super duper crazy there and you haven't even touched it. Hang in there girly. I'll be hitting the starting line Sat, hope to see you right behind me!
All of that waiting, and then it happens so fast! Good luck!
I'm so glad she was understanding. I hear too many horror stories about nasty nurses so it makes me smile to know there are some good ones left.
You are definitely not crazy - although it seems that way. When I took Provera, it got an extrememly light, just a little more than spotting AF before the real flow started. I hope the true AF shows her face soon. Then, you'll be on a new adventure.
Happy Thanksgiving! XOXO
I'm thankful for Nice Nurse calling you back. And to agree with Meghan, I always tell myself these people have seen it all and have heard it all so the shock factor for them is nothing. Let the details fly with them. I'm sure it makes their day (and lunch conversations).
I can't believe THIS is here already. When you first posted about starting around December it seemed to be so out of reach. I HOPE, HOPE, HOPE, HOPE that the last few weeks and the upcoming few weeks are the last of the crazies for you!
We are all crazy bitches. I'm glad you have a nurse that understands.
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