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Sunday, 16 September, 2007

Spank & Win

On his way out to IUI#3 this morning, the husband called me and planted the idea that what we're doing here is a little game called Spank & Win - SPANKING it being what he was off to do, WINNING it being the BFP we get. Oh, and the bonus of the IVF fund remaining in the bank. Cha-ching!

You see, if he can spank it, we can win it. We can win it ALLLLLL!!!

Unfortunately though, we've reached the point where we're not so much about the THINKING we'll actually win it anymore, we're more about the HOPING we'll still win it.

Cuz with IUI#1, there was a CAKE! And a "Happy Spanking It In a Public Place" kit! And a WHOLE LOTTA motivation, inspiration, and perspiration from the ever-so-supportive wifey.

With IUI#2, there was a LITTLE BITTA motivation and inspiration, but not so much perspiration as there was a pushing of the kit to "just use that again eh?"

And with IUI#3, I think the actual words that came out of his mouth were, "Where da f* is my wife?"

17 comments:

Carrie said...

It is hard to keep your spirits up but that doesn't mean it won't work.

Hope the 2WW isn't too bad.

Kristen said...

I love the Spank & Win. LOL Here's hoping you hit the jackpot!

Swim, spermies, swim...

SaraS-P said...

I hope I get to write, "We have a winner" soon!

The Town Criers said...

Sending a lot of luck too. And I love the new blog layout!

Geohde said...

Good luck, sounds like a great game to win :)

My Reality said...

I hope you win this time around.

Pamela Jeanne said...

You gotta like the ability to find the humor here. I'm never going to think of spanking the same way again. Here's hoping a win results from #3!

Chili said...

I hope this is your winning round!

Kim said...

at least she still has her sense of humor ;o). Here's to Spank & Win!

JJ said...

Hoping you hit the jackpot!

Fertilize Me said...

hahahaha ... sending Winning Vibes.thoughts for round 3

nancy said...

hey miss chicklet. Just popping in to give you a little luck. I'm not back into the realm of the living yet, so excuse me, but I am thinking of you.

Here's to winning!

Courtney said...

If you do win, I think you have to start planning now for what your winning trophy would look like!

GOOD LUCK TO YOU!!!!

:)

Kim said...

Well, you're down to a 12 day wait now.
Hope you win big! Don't you wish it could be as easy as a scratch off or something like that?

megan said...

hey! great new blog layout. looks great!
more importantly...sending lots and lots of luck your way. swim, damnit, swim. and aim! aim is important! i so hope this is the winning cycle.

topcat said...

Chicklet, I really truly hope that his spanking efforts win the proverbial "money shot".

Thinking of you.

Road Blocks and Rollercoasters said...

You crack me up! I'm hoping and praying that the 3rd time will be a charm for you. :)