Adventures in Infertility

Apparently I have a BFN (Big F*n Negative) list that kicks some ASS. MY ass in particular... the husband's ass AS WELL... but ass-kicking? Well, that's what the list does.

There'd obviously be a whole LOT more detail in here if I really wanted to fill in the many MANY times we failed BEFORE the lovely white coats joined us in my CHA CHA, or the many MANY times we tried on our OWN (without the white coats in my cha cha), but for now, here's the highlights. Or lowlights. Or whatever I might call them on any given day.

• 02/2009: Spontaneous combustion occurs and I get a BFP from good ol' DIY sex (on the cycle AFTER a failed cycle, which has higher statistical odds for working so no, I did NOT, relax).
• 01-02/2009: IVF#3 (Menopur) cancelled and converted to IUI#4
• 12/2008: Hysteroscopy
• 08/2008: FET#1 (Estrace)
• 04-05/2008: IVF#2 (Repronex & Gonal-F)
• 11-12/2007: IVF#1 (Bravelle & Repronex)
• 09/2007: Clomid + IUI#3
• 08/2007: Clomid + IUI#2
• 07/2007: Clomid + IUI#1
• 05/2007: Switch RE's
• 04/2007: Clomid#4
• 03/2007: Clomid#3
• 02/2007: Clomid#2
• 01/2007: Clomid#1
• 11/2006: Laparoscopy
• 10/2006: First (of many) Blood Tests
• 09/2006: HSG & Sperm Analysis
• 05/2006: Started becoming certifiable...
• 11/2005: Pulled the Goalie